Feels like the first time.

How awful it must be for all my loyal followers. I treat you as step children and orphans at the same time. So much has happened so little time to explain. So lets go back to Puerto Rico! Salsa, merengue, tostones, statehood? It is the coming of the great abomination of desolation that was forseen.! An entire welfare state ripe for the pickings. A democratically run US government. Lions and tigers and bears oh my, in a George Takei voice. So now the Obamanation has blown it here with right left and in between. So they run to the bastion of progressive ideals and experiments, La Boriquena. Ahhhh project housing, food stamps, more than half the populace on the dole. The Obamacrats licked there lips, fruit ripe for the harvest.